Neko

ima-giant-turtle:

protons……….. neutrons…………… croutons………

harryedward:

No offense but I want to fall in love with someone who wants to fall in love with me

batmanisagatewaydrug:

crushing-velvet:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

I know we’re having a good time laughing it up at Bezos possibly losing half of his money in his divorce but please let’s stop and take a moment to realize that losing 67 billion dollars will have absolutely no impact on his quality of life, which makes for a rudimentary but functional litmus test for determining whether or not someone has too much fucking money

also his ex-wife isn’t going to do anything with that money but hoard it as well

there is nothing inherently more ethical about a female billionaire

reinventingthekarmicwheel:

girl: i love you

me: welcome to the club

girl: *gets offended and walks away*

me: …u were the first member

like if u cried

female-husband:

Click Here To Support Mystery Cat You Met On A Walk Once, She Followed You Around For A Bit And Let You Pet Her Before Going On Her Way. It Was Years Ago But You Will Never Forget Her. 

hyrude:

u ever have cravings that are like “you WILL eat a rice krispies treat or there will be consequences. you have 24 hours”

diversecurse:

beachdeath:

• jeff bezos didn’t sign a pre-nup
  
• and cheated on his wife of 25 years with a married woman
• and washington state is a community property state, meaning that all assets acquired during a marriage are divided equally upon divorce
• meaning that jeff bezos has to give his wife half of his net worth
• and he is presently worth $137 billion
• and half of $137 billion is roughly
• $69 billion

Guys this literally makes her the richest woman in the world and knocks Jeff bezos off the top spot for richest man lol

tellyjpg:

sleeping is nice until u wake up and realize ur still sad lol

mephedrones:

whotever… im donot have to listen to anybody

desiresuggestion:

you deserve someone who looks at you at the same way you look at pink morning skies

foryourhealth:

whoooonose:

Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

Killed without hesitation

watermelongf:

it’s 9pm …. you know what that means

baelor:

i hate making tea cuz i feel bad for throwing out the teabag. i’m always like i should eat this